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Sad days for Slovakia

After the recent event in Boston, during the 117th Annual Marathon, the President of Slovak Republic M. Gasparovic  wrote an open letter to M. Obama regarding the media impact of this public attack, begging him to use his censorship powers.

Indeed, according to the firsts video available on all channels, one of the bomb unfortunately detonated right in front the Slovak National Flag.

Already unknown by 89 % of the World population, Slovakia was hoping in this year to promote itself through her European Capital of Culture, Kosice. Nicer days coming back and only 50 kilometers from Vienna, this attack could have dramatic consequences on the local economy, tourism this year and political stability.

Later on, Slovakia was joined by Russia (suffering already of the Pussy Riot scandal), South Africa (regaining of racism), Spain (already in deep economical crisis) and Sweden (suffering of nothing but we never know…)

According to our information, the White House didn’t gave any answer yet regarding this matter. Obama might said after a phone call with Kim Jong Il; „Come on guys, April Fools is only one day…“